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DOGSTARVER
This is all old news....what the fuck Gimcrakk?!!
Posted: 10.29.2008
Sir Gil Chowder
farted
Posted: 10.22.2008
Madmanmoran - Officer of eaten out yer moms!
Hey captain douche! The only thing you have ever came close to that was a woman was yer mom.. And let me tell you....She's not much of a woman douche bag!
Posted: 10.12.2008
Zombie
Needs less muff.
Or else.
Posted: 8.30.2008
Cuisenella
Nope.
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LIVING A GYNECOLOGISTIC DREAM
Posted: Saturday, March 22, 2008
Tags: MUFFPUMPER
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What a racist sac? I believe the correct term is: Kwame the Krap Eater.
posted Tuesday, June 03, 2008
NIGGER!!!
posted Tuesday, May 20, 2008
posted Sunday, April 13, 2008
Posted: Friday, March 21, 2008
Tags: hellhole, blowhole, butthole, pussyhole, fuckhole, courtney love
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so when the kids woke up and went out side to play as they normaly did, they were ultimately confused about the giant hole that had appeared in the street in front of their house over night! not only were the children confused, but so was the old couple who had been living across the street for going on 46 years now. as well as the rest of the people who lived on the street. what had happened? when did this hole appear? how? what? why? for some odd reason nobody else cared! not the police, not the fire department, nasa, no one? and that is pretty fucked up too, considering the screaming noises that were coming from the hole? screams of death and destruction. screams of hell! there was absolutely nothing that the people could seem to do about the hole either? every time they tried to cover it, the materials used would turn into a powder and just fall apart into the hole. they couldn't fill the hole, for the same thing would happen. the dirt or rocks would turn into the powder as well. even when one of the neighborhood dogs got it's head too close, it was turned into powder and sucked into the hole. not to mention that horrible time when steven gretcher pushed little stacy moore into the hole(what a fucking asshole). the cops wouldn't charge steven with murder. as a matter of fact, they arrested stacy's parents for her disappearance. it has been about three years now since the hole appeared, and still, no one is willing to even investigate it. the worlds best scientists all laugh the situation. they tell the people that they are crazy, and that they should just move somewhere else. to this very day those same two kids, get up every morning and just sit at a distance from the hole and sit and wonder, "what could they do about the hole?"
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reminds me of an acid trip i had years ago.
posted Tuesday, April 01, 2008
hey, at least now they don't have to pay for garbage service right?
posted Tuesday, March 25, 2008
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Posted: Thursday, February 07, 2008
Tags: pyramids dildos fembots sluts muffpumper king deformity power over pussy
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since the days of the pyramids in ancient egypt, someone had been fucking with my brain. i would suffer periods of time where i wouldn't remember what i was supposed to be doing? one time as a younger model, i was absent minded for 8 years. 8 YEARS! and the time wasted was a very important period of time. i actually almost lost my memory completely, but somehow broke free of the source of danger. i continued to make it a few decades here, and a few years there, but always would find myself confused as to what the fuck i was doing? like for 30 years or something i was convinced i was a yoga instructor. another time i got sucked into a crossword puzzle for 723 days straight(with no sleep). and then another time i was even convinced i was in the legion of mutations? what the fuck? well, for about the last 6 months or so, i have been going through a series of tests, exercises, and hypnosis to try and pull my head back together. i have been really skeptical of my memories, wondering if they were real or not. but this morning i awoke to the best dream ever. I HAVE REMEMBERED MY MEMORY! i was created to...
and now you are all fucked!
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looks like a good spot to take a shit!!!!
posted Wednesday, October 22, 2008
You WERE in the Legionof mutations once...remember this?
posted Thursday, February 28, 2008
coca-cola co.
to do my part in the cleansing of women in the city of deformity
a sickening sense of humor, alluring charm and i can suck the stink out the pink
safety glasses and removable teeth of death
douche bags the size of alaska and rocket pumps
women with good hygene