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Wednesday, August 06, 2008
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been going nowhere with life since day 1
- Yer gonna be snackpackless!
Posted: Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Tags: Father son mom and dad brother too might be bad
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FOR A WEEK! Oh hey..I'm going somewhere....where are you going? Got any beer? Hey...your wife said I could borrow the car for a couple hours....I'll bring it back ...tomorrow...........PUT THAT FIRE OUT! Don'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE! I WILL...SERIOUSLY! Eventually......or maybe not BUT PUT THAT SHIT OUT! Don'T PRETEND YOU'RE SLEEPING CASE I KNOW YER NOT! ....gimme a beer. Here is a poem by DAD:
Love me tender, love me sweet
wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me giggle, watch me grin
watch the sperm run down your chin.
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dont talk to your DAD like that!
posted Friday, September 05, 2008
what a fucking moron!
posted Saturday, August 30, 2008
Posted: Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Tags: Oh Heavenly Father, Lord Al'Mighty, sexy man candy mullets mohawks and beer
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HI everybody! My name's Barry, my chest isn't hairy, and I wanna get with a chick named Cherry. I thought my mullet, made me look like a fool, but all the ladies, say that I look cool. I'm Sexy-Man-Candy, so they say, Don't be afraid, I'm not gay, I'll gerbil-dance the night away, from side to side, I walk and sway.
I AM YOUR DAD!!!!
MULLETS, MOHAWKS, AND BEER!!!
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posted Sunday, April 13, 2008
Oh dad we are going to have fun on the 19th. i say we get wasted and make complete asses of ourselves. i think we should make a point to make everyone we know feel completely uncomfortable and overly offended. lets rediculously hit on everyone
posted Wednesday, April 02, 2008
posted Wednesday, April 02, 2008
women who won't spawn
to memorize the lyrics to every NOFX song ever!
surrounded by a rancid powerful stench for 7 feet in all directions, can drink beer like only a dad can drink beer
hypnotic gerbil dance, quick wittty statements that only a moron could think of saying
man boobs
man boobs with gray nipple hair